The Land of Rehab

Christopher Buckley examines the Stations of the Mel:

Mel’s Agents and Crisis Managers Take Up His Cross. “He repenteth mightily of what he hath said,” they say to the Press, “and hath entered unto the land of Rehab, there to rend his garments and gnash his teeth and donate to B’nai B’rith.”

Mel’s Face Is Wiped by Veronica in the Greenroom. Whilst waiting to be interviewed by the Jew Larry King, Mel hath his face smeared by Veronica, a makeup artist. His visage miraculously remaineth on a baby wipe.

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