Snowman Saga

Write a book about snowmen and things might get a little rough in the marketing arena, but should they have gotten this rough?

An excerpt:

Total miles traveled for the book tour : 1,435
Total number of History of the Snowman books sold on tour : 41
Number of states visited : 7
Number of ways I could have been more productive : 1,000,000

[HT: The Other McCain ]