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Saturday, April 04, 2009

What If

  • All of the organization's personnel rules must be boiled down on two sheets of paper?
  • Major promotions were dependent upon the candidate's being able to show the significant development of subordinates?
  • Annual reports had to be accompanied by annual critiques?
  • Part of an executive's performance appraisal would involve the ability to give an impromptu description, in detail, of the activities and abilities of a randomly selected middle manager with whom the executive occasionally interacts?
  • Performance appraisals were abolished?
  • A skills inventory was mandatory?
  • All of the dysfunctional employees whose names can be easily rattled off by department heads were fired?
  • Any job that did not have a line of progression was outsourced?

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:27 AM

    Sample one-page personnel policy:

    Section 1:
    Exhibit professionalism at all times.

    Treat your fellow employees as you would want to be treated.

    Give 100% at all times.

    Participate in quality improvement efforts regularly.

    Don't do anything illegal.

    Never lose focus on the customer, as you would not be here if it weren't for them.

    Section 2:
    If you break any of the above rules, start packing.

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