When You Hear This, Beware

1. "Ignore the dog. He just looks mean."


2. "We're not a company. We're more like a family."


3. "Keep breathing. I'll be back before you know it."


4. "Go down to the corner. Turn left. It's around 12 blocks on your right. You can't miss it."


5. "This will be the funniest movie you've ever seen."


6. "We'll be encountering some slight turbulance."


7. "I'm sure that nickname is some kind of joke."


8. "What we lose on price we make up for in volume."


9. "And I'll pay you back as soon as I get to Cleveland."


10. "How do you like my new dress?"


11. "There's nothing wrong with the potato salad."


12. "You'll feel a slight pinch."


13. "Ed's done this hundreds of times."


14. "They're hibernating this time of year."


15. "If it works on cotton it'll work on suede."


16. "The cuisine here is supposed to be quite authentic."


17. "There's a lawyer for you on line 3."


18. "The paragraph says that but it's never enforced."


19. "They won't sting if you don't move."


20. "The boss says you've got quite a sense of humor."