Hotels

For the most part, Kurt Harden and I have the same feelings about hotels.

[I love some hotels. Just typing that transports me to pleasant stays in London and Hawaii.]

But consider this excerpt from Cultural Offering:

First, I am a germaphobe.  I imagine the worst sort of infectious disease patient, mouth breather, or sleep drooler occupying every room I acquire, coughing on the remote control and every other surface, stuffing dirty Kleenex back in the box and spitting in the coffeemaker.

[Those CSI-Las Vegas episodes didn't help.]