Thursday, February 13, 2014

Valentine's Day Gifts to Avoid


After years of marriage, I've learned that men should avoid the following when selecting Valentine's Day presents:
  1. "Battle of Algiers" DVD
  2. New transmission
  3. Bag of Hershey's Kisses
  4. Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar
  5. Slim Jims
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2 comments:

Kurt Harden said...

Vacuum cleaners?

4:39 AM
Michael Wade said...

Kurt,

Alas, even a great one might be misinterpreted.

Michael

5:56 AM

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