Workplace Curses

• "May my enemies have lots of priorities."
• "Let impatience govern their camp."
• "Burden them with unreliable but demanding allies."
• "May they believe in multitasking."
• "May their days be filled with committee meetings."
• "Let them worship style over substance."
• "May they always agree quickly."
• "Fill their ranks with prima-donnas."
• "Sprinkle their dreams with tales of luck."
• "May they nurse many grievances among one another."
• "Keep candor from their doorstep."
• "Let them become smug."