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Saturday, October 18, 2014

October Pledge


This morning my wife and I took a solemn pledge that no bag of Halloween candy shall be opened until the evening of Halloween because an early opening, however slight, invites barbarism and the fall of civilization. 
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2 comments:

  1. CincyCat3:49 PM

    I admit that I bought our Halloween candy a week ago, and it may (or may not) have already been opened and sampled. Let the barbarians invade. :-)

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  2. Michael Wade4:58 PM

    CincyCat,

    "[I]t may (or may not) have been opened and sampled."

    My money is on the Has Been Sampled, although "sampled" may imply restraint.

    Michael

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