Update

Stepped on scale in my doctor's office. It read: "Come back alone."

[I think that was a Henny Youngman joke.]

My doctor does not age. He asks a lot of questions and gives me a great deal of time. Taps away on his computer, unlike my childhood doctors who carved notes on coconuts. We talked a great deal about allergies and how much exercise is needed to lose a pound.

A sign at the front counter asked patients to tell them if they have recently traveled to foreign countries.