Saturday, February 11, 2006

No Pain, No Participation

Shocking news: An athlete without a compelling personal story has been expelled!

Excerpt:

A member of the U.S. Olympic ski team was disqualified from competition today when it was learned that he did not have a sufficiently compelling human storyline to exploit on the NBC telecast of the worldwide sporting event.


Tom Klujian, the expelled skier, was not raised by a single mother, never had a career-threatening injury, and did not overcome a personal tragedy of any kind before making the Olympic ski team, U.S. Olympic officials revealed today.

Read about it in the humorous Borowitz Report.



[Hat Tip to AdScam-The Horror ]



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