Non-Selection Form

Dear Applicant:

Our reasons for your non-selection are circled below:

1. No degree.



2. Wrong degree.



3. Questionable degree.



4. Too many degrees.



5. No experience.



6. Questionable experience.



7. Too much experience.



8. Messy resume.



9. Cutesy resume.



10. Scary resume.



11. No cover letter.



12. Twelve page cover letter with attachments and DVD.



13. Bad references.



14. Suspiciously enthusiastic references.



15. Mysteriously unavailable references.



16. No computer skills.



17. Commodore computer skills.



18. Self-confessed hacker skills.



19. Noncommunicative during interview.



20. Too communicative during interview.



21. Downright freaked us out during the interview.