He Comes Highly Recommended

• "Cosmo has been an extraordinary employee. If I were you, I wouldn't waste any time making him a job offer."

• "Cosmo, I'm offering you the job."
• "Sure, you can take three weeks off before starting."
• "Cosmo, there must be a good reason but you've been late for work for the last nine days."
• "There have been some performance problems but Cosmo is somewhat sensitive so let's cut him some slack."
• "He did what?"
• "He went where?"
• "Why would he do that?"
• "What did the customer say?"
• "As you can see, his last six performance evaluations were Meet or Exceeds Standards."
• "What do you mean I can't fire him?"
• "Hmm."

• "Cosmo has been an extraordinary employee. If I were you, I wouldn't waste any time making him a job offer."