Most of the houses in my neighborhood are white-light houses, and I have to admit they are lovely, but I was raised in a colored-light family, and I am raising Tom and Jack to be colored-light men, too. They do not take a lot of convincing on this. Boys are naturally colored lighters.
- Michael Kelly. "The Nine Days of Tom and Jack," Washington Post, December 12, 2001
[It was a sad day in the life of the nation and journalism when Michael Kelly passed away.]