Frequent Comments to My Dog

• "You've got a good gig here, dog."
• "Do you know that you are like a work of art that wanders around the house?"
• "You have to set an example for the other dogs because they look up to you."
• "Now I don't want you to act crazy."
• "I know this is a silly question but would you like a treat?"
• "What is it like having two elderly retainers who wait on you hand and foot?"
• "You agree with me, don't you?"