Monday, March 15, 2021

Frequent Comments to My Dog

  • "You've got a good gig here, dog."
  • "Do you know that you are like a work of art that wanders around the house?"
  • "You have to set an example for the other dogs because they look up to you."
  • "Now I don't want you to act crazy."
  • "I know this is a silly question but would you like a treat?"
  • "What is it like having two elderly retainers who wait on you hand and foot?"
  • "You agree with me, don't you?"


David Kanigan said...

Love it. Universal language.

Michael Wade said...


It is the International Society of Dog Owners.

We have a universal language and a secret handshake.