Tuesday, April 03, 2007
The Power of Culture
Quote of the Day
- Paul Theroux
Monday, April 02, 2007
Fantasy Break: Lamborghini Roadster
640 hp
0 to 62 in 3.4 seconds
$400,000
The Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster
Fortune's Susan Zesigner Callaway takes one for a spin.
Proposals Sought
Please note that this is a separate RFP from the previously-issued RFPs for the Widget Modernization Project, the Widget Modernization Project II, and the Widget De-Modernization Project. If your firm submitted proposals for those earlier projects, be assured that a decision is expected any day now within a reasonable amount of time given the totality of the circumstances. In the meantime, a new proposal will have to be submitted in response to this RFP.
All proposals must be in the designated format at TAB B. The format may not neatly match the project, but any proposal that is not in proper format will be null and void. Not just null but also void. This may seem arbitrary, but it helps us immeasurably. For elaboration on our reasons, read Darwin.
All proposals must be leather-bound and submitted by no later than 5:00 PM on April 6, 2007 by courier or by certified mail. E-mail and fax submissions will not be accepted. Ten copies of each proposal must be provided because there are nine people on the selection committee and we want you to bear the expense of reproducing the copies. The tenth copy is saved in case the committee deadlocks, in which event it is placed on a large bulletin board alongside the other proposals. If it is returned to you later, please ignore what may appear to be dart holes.
If your proposal is accepted, this does not mean that you have the contract. It means that you are now on the eligible list of those who might get a contract. We do not in any way wish to imply that any person, organization, thing, or animal will get a contract, including those who get on the eligible list. Sometimes, our departments ask for proposals and then do nothing. [See above reference to Widget Modernization Project, Widget Modernization Project II, and Widget De-Modernization Project.]
If you suspect that we already have the successful bidder in mind and have contacted you simply because of some arcane rule that we have at least three bids, you may be too clever to be in our bidding pool. Be sure to submit a bid anyway.
If you suspect that no one in the purchasing office has ever run a small business, we will be happy to discuss your theory at a special meeting which is scheduled for just such topics. Bring your unsubmitted proposal to the meeting, which will be in our offices on April 20, 2007.
Speaking Up
We know that having an "open door" policy doesn't work. Many an executive, manager, and supervisor sits behind a desk, stares out an open door, and hears nothing. "Open door" only works if the leader walks through the door and finds out what's happening in the rest of the workplace.
Offices and Happiness
Quote of the Day
- Benjamin Disraeli
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Rewards and Motivation
- The employee's increased efforts must result in a perceived improvement. [This may sound obvious, but in some jobs you can knock yourself out and things still won't improve.]
- The improvement must result in an outcome that the employee likes.
The last one is the real challenge. There are many workplaces where achieving goals simply means that more demanding work is piled on and many others where the employees who work the hardest are given more to do than the ones who coast along. In short, achievement is punished.
To complicate matters further, the outcome that an employee likes can differ dramatically. A young employee who is saving up for a house is more likely to be interested in money than an older one with a paid mortgage and the children out of the house. The second employee may be more pleased with new job challenges and flex-time. It varies with individual circumstances.
That's why "one size fits all" motivation programs need to be carefully considered. Handing a plaque to someone who already has an office (or garage) wall full of them might be intended as a reward but it might not be perceived as one.
How Busy People Tick Off Co-Workers
- Never returning phone calls;
- Frequently failing to keep promises;
- Sending abrupt e-mail messages;
- Changing prior plans and not telling others of the changes;
- Routinely missing deadlines;
- Failing to give appropriate credit;
- Treating subordinates as intellectual inferiors;
- Not considering the work loads of others;
- Making casually cruel remarks.
Quote of the Day
- Kahlil Gibran