If you don't want to stick around for the fire sale (The Federalist Papers! "Letter From Birmingham Jail"! Everything must go!) and you're not too eager to get knifed on a Friday morning because of somehting you said, you might want to look into relocating to one of the other countries shaped by the principles of the American Revolution. They aren't hard to find. Just go to Google and type in the free world.
Read all of Caitlin Flanagan's essay in The Atlantic.