Tuesday, November 26, 2013

A Hat


I like hats, particularly in hot or cold weather, but am picky when it comes to the style. 

Baseball caps will not do because they turn me into a poor imitation of Jonathan Winters playing a coach. A Western hat along with my thick glasses produces a version of Nerd Cowboy.

I bought a fine Panama hat by mail several years back but underestimated the size of its crown. The result was that instead of a dashing South American rogue I resembled an Amish farmer.

Another problem is head size. Several years ago while in London, I popped into Burberry to check on hats. A very small man, so impeccably dressed that I wanted to put him on a mantel, took one look and explained that they didn't have what I was looking for. Since they did have some smallish hats, that may have been Polite British for: "Sorry sir. We don't carry hats for pumpkin heads."

It has been a challenge. This week I plan to explore a hat store. My hopes are up but I'll have to see if they have a Pumpkin Head section.

2 comments:

LA Grant said...

I've reached the age where I wear 'em anyway, but I wore ball caps at sea for decades, so it's not much of a leap for me. My dad and his dad always wore hats, and my maternal grandfather always wore something like this classic: http://www.stetson.com/hats/open-road-felt, but I've worn a Stetson Mallory with more of a western flavor and a pinch front for about 20 years. I recently picked up a Woolrich that I like. Both hats are wool, keep out the water, and keep my head warm when the cold winds blow.

Michael Wade said...

Larry,

Thanks for the tips. I'll check them out.

Michael