Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Good Eating

[Background: There is a report that Ambien may induce eating binges.]

Sorpresa con Queso

7 bags Cheetos-brand cheese snacks
17 to 19 glasses tap water
5 mg. Ambien

Place Cheetos bags in cupboard.

Take Ambien, fall asleep.

Wait 2-3 hours, then sleepwalk to kitchen, tear cupboard doors off hinges in search of Cheetos.

Find Cheetos, eat contents of all 7 bags.

Fall back asleep on kitchen floor.

When awakened by early-morning sunlight, get up and say, “What the—?”

Read the rest of Paul Simms’s Ambien recipes here.

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