Exposes millions to the creative writing of young Nigerians.
Inspires introspection of whether the body should be larger or smaller.
Provides regular testing of the "delete" button.
Justifies an anti-spam blocking industry which sustains thousands.
Increases public skepticism of hot penny stock tips from strangers.
Provides home-based jobs for sociopaths.
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The best bit of untargeted spam that I received recently was headlined: "ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR BREASTS?"
AS it happens, I AM a little worried about the size of my breasts - just not for the reasons that spammer was hoping. Middle-aged spread is never a pretty thing ...
One of my favorites was supposedly from a bank manager in England. Saying he came from the "United Kindom" was just one of the flaws in the message.
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