Don't act until all of the information is in. Insist on perfection. Order a study. Order more studies. Reorganize. Have a rigid plan and stick to it regardless of changing circumstances. Name a multitude of committees. Be sure their duties overlap. Do nothing unless you're in the right mood. Reorganize. Assume clarity. Complicate instructions. Take vacations at important junctures. Encourage turnover. Crunch the numbers. Challenge the numbers. Crunch them again. Challenge them again. Reorganize. Bring in the consultants. Triple the accountants. Unleash the lawyers. Change the deadlines. Change the mission. Shred documents. Start over. Reorganize.
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