"I know you're going to want to hear what happened with your computer."
"No, I don't. I don't care if it had lobsters inside of it. I just want it fixed."
"You don't want the details of what went into fixing it?"
"No. I have enough details in my life."
"I assume you want the nitty gritty when you handle other subjects."
"You're right. But those are other things. I have to pick and choose. Don't take it personally."
"I really want to tell you what I did."
"Can you put it in one sentence?"