Techie Conversation

"I know you're going to want to hear what happened with your computer."

"No, I don't. I don't care if it had lobsters inside of it. I just want it fixed."

"You don't want the details of what went into fixing it?"

"No. I have enough details in my life."

"I assume you want the nitty gritty when you handle other subjects."

"You're right. But those are other things. I have to pick and choose. Don't take it personally."

"I really want to tell you what I did."

"Can you put it in one sentence?"