Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Screwing Up By The Numbers

  1. Don't listen.
  2. Only consider your perspective.
  3. Be discourteous.
  4. Avoid setting goals or, if you set some, make them wildly unrealistic.
  5. Go for immediate gratification.
  6. Act as if the rules don't apply to you.
  7. Stop learning and squelch your curiosity.
  8. Never be grateful.
  9. Whine.
  10. Regard yourself as very clever.
  11. Be neither trustworthy nor reliable.
  12. Care for no one and nothing other than yourself.
  13. Squander time.
  14. Rely on miracles.
  15. Expect the world to accommodate you.

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