Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Heard in the Workplaces


  • They will agree but they won't want you to assume that they'll agree. 
  • Don't take them for granted. 
  • The goal is to get them off of your front porch as soon as possible.
  • All of that razzmatazz at the beginning: ignore it. The people who wrote it don't know what it means.
  • You know the part where they said it's acceptable. I think they left out "not."
  • The regulations may say that but I doubt if the courts will agree. 
  • He didn't give it to us until ten days after the timer started running. 
  • The auditors are hell-bent to find mistakes so they made mistakes for them to find. Small ones, of course.
  • It is so complicated you suspect they don't want it to work. That causes me to question their ethics.
  • They shall feel the wrath that the patient man hath.
  • It's a Full Employment Bill for lawyers.
  • No, if it were written in Japanese it would make more sense.
  • I made the document as boring as possible. There are times when no drama is wise.
  • They're all speculating on what she wants. Has anyone asked her?
  • That was too clever by half.
  • Eloquence does not fill an empty suit.
  • When she wasn't busy denouncing micromanagement, she was micromanaging.
  • Don't ask the staff members for a candid opinion when their boss is in the room.
  • I know that was confusing. It's a quaint way of saying no.
  • The reason why I could predict events is that I've seen this a few hundred times before.
  • I wonder where those great ideas were when we needed them.
  • An executive with a great reputation for everything but results.
  • They don't want to be bothered with customers.
  • The word "urgent" does not seem to be in their vocabulary.
  • Once you have pulled the rabbit out of the hat they will want you to disappear.
  • He was so nice they thought he was weak. Bad move.
  • Don't guess. Go see.

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