Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Popular (But Unspoken) New Year's Resolutions



  1. Gain five pounds.
  2. Eat more chocolate.
  3. Take naps.
  4. Gossip.
  5. Read trash.
  6. Rush to judgment.
  7. Embrace superficial analysis.
  8. Seek immediate gratification.
  9. Nurse grudges.
  10. Stare at smartphone.

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