Friday, April 29, 2016

Pick One

A project needs to be done. Today's options are:

  1. Buy more time for completion by making it as complicated as possible.
  2. Avoid anyone who can help.
  3. Procrastinate now in order to build up panic-induced energy for later.
  4. Assume that it will take one-tenth of the time that it will actually require.
  5. Get with others. Complain that there isn't enough time.
  6. Turn the project into the search for a plausible excuse for not completing the project.
  7. Scrutinize the assignment for loopholes.

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