Update: When the Press Doesn't Want to Cover a Scandal

1. "That would be terrible but it would never happen."
2. "There is no evidence that it happened."
3. "Okay, there's evidence but it is not conclusive."
4. "There's additional evidence but this is a story being pushed by kooks."
5. "Well, so what if it happened?"
6. "It was actually a good thing."