Saturday, January 28, 2006

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer."

Okay, don't get too serious this weekend.

Go to www.chucknorrisfacts.com and get pearls such as:

  1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
  2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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