How My Computer Resembles a Poor Employee
How does my computer resemble a poor employee?
- Loses files.
- Gives cryptic explanations.
- When asked for "Help," never helps.
- Brings a lot of worthless stuff to my attention.
- Surprises me with sudden crises.
- Occasionally makes subtle threats.
- Requires expensive upgrades even if there is no change in performance.
- Introduces viruses into the workplace.
- Needs frequent screening by security.
- Is impressive at first but then becomes slower and slower.