Stanley Bing dozes and is visited by three apparitions:
"Behold the Microsoft (MSFT) cloud, how it grows," said the first apparition, a tall, massive, bald gentleman with a friendly demeanor and sharp incisors. "Unlike your hard drive, it has unlimited capacity and neither does it spin. And yet for all that I say unto you, that even Solomon in all his royalty was not arrayed like unto it."
"But I don't want to store my stuff in any cloud," I said. "It makes me nervous."