Despair's Wailing List
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By entering your email address, you too can experience our revolutionary new Permission Harassment?. (sic) Be the first person in your miserable company, disaffected dormitory or dysfunctional relationship to:
Know when new products are released that might further exacerbate your frustrations
Be informed of upcoming pricing specials
Learn when Despair makes news, and makes it up
Provide thoughtful feedback to us and have it completely ignored