Road Stories

Have you ever . . .:

• Checked into a hotel that was so spooky that you piled furniture and luggage against the door before going to bed?
• Boarded a standard-sized passenger plane and then discovered that you were the only passenger?
• Used a hotel conference room where part of the wall had collapsed?
• Had a long bus ride seated next to a man who had a talking dog act?
• Watched as a shuttle bus driver prevented a fist fight between some passengers by singing "Happy Birthday?"
• Opened your luggage and found someone else's address book inside?

I have. What are your road stories?