Evolution of a Blog Post

1. Vague idea.
2. Coffee.
3. Clearer idea.
4. A slice of pumpkin bread.
5. First draft.
6. Smile.
7. Corrections.
8. Smile.
9. Schedule for posting.
10. A few more corrections.
11. Smile.
12. Comfort in knowing that post is ready.
13. Admire self in mirror.
14. Uneasiness while working on other projects.
15. Furl brow.
16. Review of post content.
17. Frown.
18. Nervousness.
19. Self-reproach.
20. Guilt.
21. More pumpkin bread.
22. Flex muscles.
23. Decide to stick with the post.
24. Curl lip.
25. Remove post from pipeline.
26. Pound post content with a baseball bat.
27. Revert it to draft.
28. Gnash teeth.
29. Rend clothing.
30. Beseech the heavens.
31. Write "Evolution of a Blog Post."