I have received by post a number of papers inviting me to become a member of the Irish Writers, Actors, Artists, Musicians Association, and to pay part of my money to the people who run this company. I am also invited to attend a meeting in Jury's Hotel on Sunday week. Foot I will not set inside that door; act, hand or part I will not have with that party.
- From "Waama, etc." - an essay in The Best of Myles by Flann O'Brien