Monday, July 13, 2020

New Names for the Redskins

I have heard that the Washington Redskins are retiring their name. Although "Pond Scum" was a contender,  I now favor this as a viable replacement:

The Washington Lobbyists

It has a certain ring to it.


Texas Leigh said...

Okay, okay. The new name must also eliminate the word Washington...the slave owner. They could change it to the DC Lobbyists. But DC is District of Columbia (oops. No nod to Columbus). How about plain old "Beltway Democrats?" There's a name for another football team I won't be watching.

Michael Wade said...

Texas Leigh,

"Beltway Bandits" is another option.