Techniques: Duck Hunting and Sales

1. Open mouth and wait for cooked duck to enter.
2. Sit in office and hope that ducks decide to visit.
3. Walk through the desert looking for ducks.
4. Spend years studying ducks but never leave the library.
5. Go to marsh and wait for ducks but leave if none appear within an hour.
6. Go to a spot where there are plenty of ducks but keep the shotgun locked in your car trunk.
7. Use a duck call which is really a coyote call.