How Often Do You Hear

• "I love those weekly staff meetings."
• "My computer is too fast."
• "That is one hip bow tie."
• "We paid too little for that car."
• "It must be true. It was on the Internet."
• "And the neatest thing about the job is I'll need bodyguards."
• "Your use of profanity probably sealed the deal."
• "That speech should have been longer."
• "I'd like to take a couple of vacation days and just meet with insurance agents."
• "The Seventies were the height of fashion."
• "I'm a terrible driver."
• "I wish more people would talk during the movie."
• "The party doesn't start until the accountants arrive."
• "Rap music is so beautiful."
• "I really need to put on around twenty or thirty pounds."