Some Exciting Opportunities via the Internet

1. A rich widow in Ivory Coast needs assistance moving vast quantities of money.
2. A high-ranking bank employee in London, who seems to struggle with English, wants to cut me in on a sweet deal.
3. A representative of both the FBI and the United Nations says Nigeria owes me at least $8 million but that I'll need to pay some shipping fees. He also cautions me to beware of impostors.