Saturday, October 31, 2015

Accurate Newspaper Section Titles

In order to encourage accuracy in journalism, I propose the following newspaper section titles:
  • Food That is Trying to Kill You
  • Famous People You Wouldn't Want to Know
  • Crisis of the Day
  • Millionaires Who Play Sports
  • The Daily Obituary Search
  • Something Bloody Near You
  • Something Bloody Far Away
  • Mindless Entertainment
  • Letters from Loons

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