Tuesday, February 26, 2008

We Want [Fill in the Blank] Out



In the interest of time, this form has been prepared for employees who wish to send a message to management without having to write a lengthy memo.


Dear Powers That Be,


We would like the following individual/individuals (see circled items below) removed as soon as possible so the rest of us can have a fighting chance of having a decent and efficient workplace:


  • The gross incompetent whose load is being carried by the rest of the team.


  • The hyper-sensitive hothouse flower who searches for insults and invariably finds them.


  • The sloth who retired on the job.


  • The bully who routinely destroys morale with unsolicited opinions and temper tantrums.


  • The office politician who takes credit for the work of others.


  • The gossip who leaks confidential information and spreads outrageous stories.


  • The would-be seducer who already has at least one co-worker pondering a harassment complaint.


  • The bigot who will never judge people on the basis of their real merit.


Thank you for your attention and support.


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