Comments you may eventually hear from those who are unprepared for Christmas:
"The guy on the corner assured me the watch is genuine."
"I wouldn't say it is inexpensive. It is more like, uh, unpretentious."
"Believe me, a lot of women use Brut cologne as a perfume. It really makes a statement."
"You told me you liked Etch-a-Sketch when you were a kid."
"How can I remember what I gave you last year?"
"And check out the label. 'Made in Bolivia.' How exotic is that?"
"You know that magazine you really like? I can't remember the name but you're getting a subscription to it."