Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Comments of the Unprepared

Comments you may eventually hear from those who are unprepared for Christmas:

"The guy on the corner assured me the watch is genuine."

"I wouldn't say it is inexpensive. It is more like, uh, unpretentious."

"Believe me, a lot of women use Brut cologne as a perfume. It really makes a statement."

"You told me you liked Etch-a-Sketch when you were a kid."

"How can I remember what I gave you last year?"

"And check out the label. 'Made in Bolivia.' How exotic is that?"

"You know that magazine you really like? I can't remember the name but you're getting a subscription to it."

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