Monday, December 23, 2013

As a Public Service

Last minute gifts you can quickly find:
  • A bottle of aftershave or perfume. Although I prefer industrial strength bay rum, there are some who opt for more la-de-da upscale scents. Drugstores now carry those, although for some reason they lock them in a glass case within sight of the front counter.
  • Etch-a-Sketch. The recipient may have flashbacks but it will be enjoyed.
  • A copy of Architectural Digest. [You wrap the copy as a preview of the subscription you'll order.]
  • Risk board game. They won't mock your choice after they've taken over the world.
  • Automatic screwdriver. Male or female, they want one.

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