Memorable Lines

You know those expressions that you've heard throughout your life and yet they still bring a smile. Here are a few that I recall:

• "Get up and at 'em."
• "We're in tall cotton."
• "You can't win for losing."
• "That dog won't hunt."
• "Who elected you Pope?"
• "Where were they when I needed them?"
• "You guys are slower than Grandma Moses."
• "If you're so smart why aren't you rich?"
• "You're a day late and a dollar short."
• "You want to have your cake and eat it too."
• "If your friends jumped off of a cliff, would you?"
• "It's better than being poked in the eye with a sharp stick."
• "We need to get there the fustest with the mostest."
• "He's trying to get on the gravy train."
• "You have more excuses than Carter has pills."
• "I'm too sick to go to the doctor."
• "She has more money than you can shake a stick at."
• "I'm going to talk to you like a Dutch uncle."