Thursday, November 06, 2014

Lifelong - and Lethal - Excuses


Popular excuses if you want to embrace and prolong victimhood [repeat as needed]:

  1. Bad parents.
  2. Greedy siblings.
  3. Sad childhood.
  4. Unfairness.
  5. Mediocre school.
  6. Bad companions.
  7. Selfish girlfriends.
  8. Unhappy marriage.
  9. Feelings.
  10. Instant gratification.
  11. Poverty.
  12. Unfairness.
  13. No mentors.
  14. No opportunities.
  15. Poor training.
  16. Poor health.
  17. Not enough time.
  18. Worthless co-workers.
  19. Uneven playing field.
  20. Poor social skills.
  21. Ungrateful children.
  22. Unfairness.
  23. Ridiculous policies.
  24. Crazy laws.
  25. Crooked politicians.
  26. Evil corporations.
  27. Sleazy unions.
  28. Past mistakes.
  29. Cruelty of others.
  30. Not enough contacts.
  31. The "system."
  32. Poorly read.
  33. Unfairness.
  34. Conniving enemies.
  35. Indifferent bosses.
  36. Bad neighborhood.
  37. Ignorance of others.
  38. Racism, sexism, etc.
  39. Unfairness.
  40. An ignorant world which does not appreciate true genius.


Did I mention "unfairness?"

2 comments:

Vince Dunn said...

Love them all - especially #40

Vince

LA Grant said...

In other words: life.