New Year's Resolutions: Lowering the Bar
For those who get demoralized at unmet New Year's resolutions, here are a few new ones to consider:
- Eat more chocolate.
- Gain at least three pounds.
- Misplace your keys.
- Hear about some celebrity and wonder, "Who is that?"
- Go another year without reading "Ulysses."
- Confuse Monet and Manet.
- Avoid beets.
- Let unread magazines stack up.
- Boycott the samba.
- Do something really stupid.