Flashback. This post recalls a few times I linked the now-dormant Barely Legal, by a couple of law school students.
http://bit.ly/9mlo2D
Also http://bit.ly/a6o38B A comparison of Law School with Barber College...
Risks in Your Profession Law School: you could ruin someone's life by not filing a piece of paper on time. Barber College: Rat bite. Advantage: Barber College. Hair grows back.
Conversation Barber College: Boring customers explain mundane details of their life to you while you cut their hair. Law School: Classmates discuss hypotheticals that could never happen. Advantage: Barber College. At least the conversations are about reality.
Celebrity You’ll Be Associated With Barber College: Ice Cube Law School: Reese Witherspoon Advantage: Barber College. Ice Cube is, arguably, the better rapper.
How You Advertise Your Business Barber College: Colorful Moving Pole Law School: Full page ad in the yellow pages. Advantage: Barber College. Who uses the phonebook anymore?
Odd Wardrobe Accessory Law School: Navy Officers Uniform, a la a Few good men and Philadelphia. Barber College: Apron. Advantage: Barber College. When you’re in an apron there’s no pressure to do something romantic when you hear “Up Where We Belong.”
What People Don't Understand About Your Profession Law School: What a tort is. Barber College: What that jar of blue water with the combs in it is for. Advantage: Barber College. There's no class called "Jar of Blue Water".
Musical Pastime Law School: Law Revue Barber College: Barbershop Quartets Advantage: Barber College. Changing the words to a song is not talent, it's plaigerism.
Societal Approval, Respect, and Prestige Law School: Lots of it (outside all the jokes). Barber College: Basically, the only graduate program for those with a GED. Advantage: Law School. No mother has ever exclaimed, "My son, the barber"
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Flashback.
This post recalls a few times I linked the now-dormant Barely Legal, by a couple of law school students.
http://bit.ly/9mlo2D
Also http://bit.ly/a6o38B A comparison of Law School with Barber College...
Risks in Your Profession
Law School: you could ruin someone's life by not filing a piece of paper on time.
Barber College: Rat bite.
Advantage: Barber College. Hair grows back.
Conversation
Barber College: Boring customers explain mundane details of their life to you while you cut their hair.
Law School: Classmates discuss hypotheticals that could never happen.
Advantage: Barber College. At least the conversations are about reality.
Celebrity You’ll Be Associated With
Barber College: Ice Cube
Law School: Reese Witherspoon
Advantage: Barber College. Ice Cube is, arguably, the better rapper.
How You Advertise Your Business
Barber College: Colorful Moving Pole
Law School: Full page ad in the yellow pages.
Advantage: Barber College. Who uses the phonebook anymore?
Odd Wardrobe Accessory
Law School: Navy Officers Uniform, a la a Few good men and Philadelphia.
Barber College: Apron.
Advantage: Barber College. When you’re in an apron there’s no pressure to do something romantic when you hear “Up Where We Belong.”
What People Don't Understand About Your Profession
Law School: What a tort is.
Barber College: What that jar of blue water with the combs in it is for.
Advantage: Barber College. There's no class called "Jar of Blue Water".
Musical Pastime
Law School: Law Revue
Barber College: Barbershop Quartets
Advantage: Barber College. Changing the words to a song is not talent, it's plaigerism.
Societal Approval, Respect, and Prestige
Law School: Lots of it (outside all the jokes).
Barber College: Basically, the only graduate program for those with a GED.
Advantage: Law School. No mother has ever exclaimed, "My son, the barber"
John,
Thanks! That is hilarious.
Michael
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