- Have no knowledge of what the firm does. Rely solely on rumors.
- Wear the wrinkled jacket that is still a little ripe from last summer.
- Don't waste any time shining your shoes.
- Put all of your fears and secrets on FaceBook along with those embarrassing photos from Spring Break.
- Show up late. You don't want to appear too eager.
- Tell the receptionist the joke you heard on the Howard Stern Show.
- Give the interview panel your "dead fish" handshake. Wipe your hand afterwards.
- Use colorful nicknames, such as Howie The Horse, to describe your former associates.
- Tell them they won't have to spend much on training because you are a wizard on most subjects.
- Ask if the receptionist is dating anyone.
- Leave your cell phone on and answer all calls with "Can't talk now because I'm about to be offered a job."
- Mention that you know a place in Peru where they could have gotten their office furniture a whole lot cheaper.
- Offer one of the panel members a breath mint.
- On the way out, tell them that you understand their coyness because you've often encountered the old "Hard to Get" ploy.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Checklist for a Memorable Job Interview
Let's see if all of the bases are covered.
Posted by Michael Wade at 5:28 AM