Monday, May 05, 2014

Failure Formula


If you want a person to fail, this advice is invaluable:

  1. You can't change your future.
  2. Follow your bliss.
  3. Let it all hang out. 
  4. The game is rigged against you.
  5. If you are gifted, great things will flow your way.
  6. Anyone who criticizes you just wants to hold you back.
  7. Creative people don't need self-discipline.
  8. You can talk your way out of anything.
  9. Your competitors are just lucky.
  10. If it feels good, do it.
  11. Wait until the playing field is level.
  12. Studying and libraries are for nerds.
  13. Postponing pleasure takes the joy out of life.
  14. Whoever has the gold, rules.
  15. You should always have a balanced lifestyle.
  16. You should never trust anyone.
  17. Good decisions come naturally.
  18. You get to the top by crawling over the bodies of others.
  19. Rules and deadlines can always be ignored.
  20. Don't act until you know everything.
  21. The caliber of your friends doesn't matter.
  22. If everybody does it then it's okay.
  23. It's better to be a cool loser than a boring winner.
  24. There are no heroes.
  25. You have plenty of time.

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