Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Response Expectations

The reality of regulatory compliance:

You need to get that information to us now, yesterday, pronto, immediately, as soon as possible, by close of business, within an hour, faster than the speed of light, and sooner than soon.*

* We, however, (let me sip this), can respond later than late, when we get around to it, as soon as the boss gets back from vacation, once in a blue moon, slower than Grandma Moses, and when the cows come home.


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