Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Humor Break: Achieving Inner Peace

I don't know where this bit of advice came from but it's making the rounds of the Internet:

I am passing this on to my good friends because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my oldProzac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

[HT: Lou Rodarte]

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