Monday, April 23, 2007

Great Firm: Why we are a

  1. We have really neat business cards with job titles like Production Wizard and CEO of Fun.
  2. Our stationery is recycled paper.
  3. Our firm's name is catchy.
  4. So is our slogan.
  5. The owners have like really interesting backgrounds.
  6. We do killer PowerPoint.
  7. Our office is done in a very impressive, cafe mocha motif with prints by street artists.
  8. We are always thinking outside the box.
  9. We also walk the talk.
  10. We are very nonjudgmental.
  11. We celebrate diversity so long as everyone feels the same way about things.
  12. We can like basically talk the same language as most of our customers. Basically.
  13. Every day is casual Friday.
  14. We don't have employees. We have colleagues.
  15. Each of us has a Blackberry.
  16. We are so into instant messaging.
  17. No firewalls!
  18. Our Colleague of the Year gets a trip to Belize unless, of course, they're from Belize, in which case they can go to some other place that's really exotic, like Detroit.
  19. As soon as we've been in business seven years we're going to have sabbaticals.
  20. Our annual retreats involve drums, a talking stick, and sharing personal stories.
  21. We have no inner circle. Some of our circles are just a little further out than others.
  22. We are pet-friendly.
  23. Since we are family, we don't fire people. We do, however, put some out for adoption.
  24. We have special "office party" days. Examples include Muffin Day, Colleagues Who Type Things Day, and Clean the Break Room Day.
  25. Our web site totally rocks!

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